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Annual Leave Maximiser Strikes Again: Local Man Books 10-Day Break with Just Three Days Leave

man in office smiling and pointing

NO BRAINER

Bloke Who Scoffed At Colleagues Taking Friday Off, Now Sitting Viciously Hungover At Desk

man sitting at his desk hungover thinking about beers

HOLIDAY HANGOVER.

Logan Renney, 28, is paying the ultimate price this morning.

The Auckland property valuer was adamant earlier this week that anyone taking today off was “soft as hell” and just looking for an excuse to milk a four-day weekend.

“How Is It Not The Weekend Yet?” Asks Woman 10 Minutes Into Her First Day Back At Work For 2025

unimpressed woman sitting at desk at work.

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.

Laura Ainsley, 27, of Christchurch, has already reached her breaking point—ten minutes into her first day back at work after a blissful three-week break.

Local Woman’s Out Of Office Auto Reply Beginning To Read More Like A Travel Itinerary

woman in office with out of office on thinking about airplaine

“HI THERE”

When 26-year-old Loren Ashley set up her out-of-office auto-reply last Friday, she didn’t just inform her colleagues she’d be away — she unwittingly provided them with a detailed travel log of her Christmas plans.

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