Winston Peters Seen Captaining Aratere Ferry Through Christchurch

SELWYN’S SAVIOUR
UNPRECEDENTED COMPETENCE: Interislander Completes Round Trip Without Deploying Distress Flare

MIRACLE ON THE STRAIT.
Despite Media Spotlight Interislander Ferry Still A Horrible Way To Travel

SLOW MOTION PRISON.
With all the coverage of the ferries recently, much of it too complicated or boring to care about, it is easy to forget just how shit the Interislander experience is.