JUST TO BE CLEAR.

Tennis NZ in conjunction with New Zealand’s border agencies have decided to be completely up front and obvious with the Men’s Number 1 tennis player Novak Djokovic. 

Tennis NZ representative Michael Ball has been in contact with the Serb to eliminate any shred of doubt there may be around his eligibility to play in New Zealand, or to even enter the country for that matter.

“Just so you know…” he began on the phone to Djokovic “…if you were thinking of coming over to play a few games here, just don’t even bother.

“Unvaccinated people can’t come in, and they can’t play tennis. Even local tennis clubs should be asking to see vaccine passes from groups of mates just going for a hit on a Sunday”.

The decision to be patently clear comes after Tennis Australia and the Australian Federal Government created an unmitigated PR disaster for themselves by flip-flopping all over the place like a brown trout from the Whakataki Lakes district. 

“We just wanted to make it distinctly evident that you cannot play tennis in New Zealand. You’ve been royally mucked around by the clowns running Australia and we don’t want to repeat that, so if you’ve had any kind of thought about coming here, just shut that all down right now.”

Djokovic was not available for comment about whether he’d got the message yet. 

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World No.1 men’s tennis player Novak Djokovic has allegedly been in touch with New Zealand travel exemption experts William Willis and Hannah Rawnsley on how they used their wealth and social status to fully flout the law.

The Serbian tennis star was refused entry into Australia over a visa vaccine exemption to compete in the Australian Open in Melbourne. However instead of immediately hiring a QC, the 20 Major Grand Slam winner has allegedly contacted the very well-off ‘Wanaka couple’, who were charged with failing to comply with a public health order after illegally travelling from Auckland to Wanaka.  

“I’ve got an opposition to vaccine mandates and they’ve got an opposition to obeying the rules. I think that we can all agree the laws shouldn’t be applied to people like us” Djokovic laughed to a source close to the Whakataki Times, allegedly.

Experienced rule flouting specialists Rawnsley, 26 (an up-and-coming corporate lawyer) and 35 year-old horse enthusiast Willis, have allegedly offered advice on how to brush off minor inconveniences in life, like the laws of a nation.

Whakataki financial expert and lawyer Arty Goldsteiner has some insight into what kind of advice the Serb would be getting.

“Well they pushed the boundaries to their absolute limits with Wanaka. I’d say they’d be telling the Serbinator he shouldn’t have a problem pushing through a dubious visa application at the Aussie border. These people don’t think in terms of ‘fines’, they’re more like donations to the government”.

Goldsteiner expects that Djokovic will be relieved with the advice from the rule flouting masters.

“I mean, at the end of the day rich people like us don’t get punished by fines because they aren’t exactly punishment for the wealthy. Just another loophole for the Serbinator to dance his way through.

“Deported? Not for The Serbinator. He’ll be back.”

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