OOH THAT’S A BIG ONE.
Green Party co-leader Chloe Swarbrick absolutely copped it at the fines session today, after forgetting it was her turn to wash the dirty keffiyehs for the team.
UP THE WAHS.
While some financial analysts and everyday New Zealanders are eager to praise today’s Reserve Bank OCR cut, there’s an undeniable sentiment on the streets.
BAFFLING.
Despite consuming a daily cocktail of sugar, caffeine, and artificial stimulants, 29-year-old Hamilton woman Stacey Duff remains completely baffled as to why she feels like she’s been hit by a truck by 5:30 p.m.
NOT ALL AUSSIES.
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has made a last minute change to the country’s latest advertising campaign to attract more Australian holiday makers to our shores.
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WHAT?!
Palmerston North local, Hayden Cutts has revealed that he holds the shocking belief that he can be financially successful in New Zealand instead of Australia.
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SILVER LININGS.
Times are tough and people are hurting, but some fortunate Wellingtonians are looking on the bright side this morning.
WORK IN PROGRESS.
Nathan Jones’s incredible shadow batting skill is often a complete contrast to his actual performance on the field.
MUSCLE MEMORY.
Hagley Park regulars were treated to another masterclass in nostalgic footwork today.
CAN’T CATCH A BREAK.
A middle-aged Aucklander who happens to be a qualified lawyer has been having a run of bad luck lately.
HITS MORE TREES THAN FAIRWAYS.
Angus Thorpe, 28, has once again had a day filled with a mix of anger, disbelief, and general confusion.
HAUNTING IMAGE.
It’s been nearly a decade, but for 35-year-old Nic Hill from Christchurch, the scars of the 2015 Cricket World Cup final remain as fresh as ever.
BAFFLING.
Despite consuming a daily cocktail of sugar, caffeine, and artificial stimulants, 29-year-old Hamilton woman Stacey Duff remains completely baffled as to why she feels like she’s been hit by a truck by 5:30 p.m.
BACK IN MY DAY.
35 year old father of two, Oliver Barnes almost spat his coffee this morning, after finding out that ‘Pokemon’, one of his childhood favourites, has been ‘degraded and cheapened to an alarming degree’.
OOH THAT’S A BIG ONE.
Green Party co-leader Chloe Swarbrick absolutely copped it at the fines session today, after forgetting it was her turn to wash the dirty keffiyehs for the team.
VIEWERS ON DEMAND.
TVNZ executives have reportedly turned to the unlikeliest of consultants to help with their ratings woes – ACT Party leader David Seymour.
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