Crusaders Fans Start Visualising June Championship Parade After Blues Demolition Job
March 23, 2025
IT’S COMING HOME!
IT’S COMING HOME!
DANCING WITH THE STARS.
BACK IN MY DAY…
MAN ON THE STREET.
GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Local THE RIGHT THING TO DO The overwhelming message coming from the Public Service Association today is “do better”, as it was revealed that there are currently no lanyards available to public servants to support Ukraine or Palestine. As it stands, government employees in Wellington are able
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ISSUES THAT MATTER.
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon is quietly confident that he’s finally tapped into what matters most for New Zealand voters – Ukraine.
UP THE WAHS.
While some financial analysts and everyday New Zealanders are eager to praise today’s Reserve Bank OCR cut, there’s an undeniable sentiment on the streets.
BAFFLING.
Despite consuming a daily cocktail of sugar, caffeine, and artificial stimulants, 29-year-old Hamilton woman Stacey Duff remains completely baffled as to why she feels like she’s been hit by a truck by 5:30 p.m.
NOT ALL AUSSIES.
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has made a last minute change to the country’s latest advertising campaign to attract more Australian holiday makers to our shores.
IT’S COMING HOME!
LOVE AND LOYALTY.
Craig Chamberlain, 59 from Shirley, Christchurch, is now free to fully focus on his beloved Crusaders after finalising his divorce from his now ex-wife Diane.
ALUMNI IN THE STREETS, ALUMNI IN THE SHEETS
CRUSADE ON.
29-year-old Tim Riley has made it clear that he’s “pretty open” to meeting new folks in Christchurch.
BACK IN MY DAY…
NO, YOU RELAX!
After an “animated discussion” turned handsy, National MP Andrew Bayly is now pivoting into a new venture. His new Wellington-based business, Angry Massage Co, is a bespoke wellness service that promises to “work out your knots with a personal touch of anger.”
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