NO SKIN IN THE GAME.
Jakob Hammond, a 29-year-old electrician from Christchurch, has expressed zero interest in the political events happening at the moment in the United States.
YUP TO THE CUP.
Wellington woman Rosie Neilson, 26, experienced a miraculous ethical transformation this afternoon.
GOING OFF SCRIPT.
In the wake of their nail-biting 24-22 defeat by the All Blacks at Twickenham, England’s coaching staff have quickly turned to serious internal matters.
GIRL MATH
Matt Tate, 29, has once again told a white lie to his girlfriend Emily.
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IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT.
Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau has decided to make the best of an awkward situation by offering the incoming Crown Observer a deal on a reliable, pre-loved Honda Civic.
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TORY FROM TURNERS.
Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau has been working overtime today—not at City Hall, but at Turner’s Cars.
“WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING?”
45-year-old Dave Garrett from Taranaki has confidently informed his mates, yet again, that Beauden Barrett should have been the All Blacks’ first-five all along.
KIWI EFFICIENCY.
When Mike Higgins woke up with a dry mouth at 2.45 this morning, the idea of going downstairs to the kitchen for a glass of water didn’t hold much appeal.
WE MADE CHIPS!
32 year old homeowner Tali Lambourne made it abundantly clear today that she is very pleased with her new air fryer.
YUP TO THE CUP.
Wellington woman Rosie Neilson, 26, experienced a miraculous ethical transformation this afternoon.
JUST GET OUT!
Kayla Johnson, a former Silver Fern based in Auckland, has taken the drastic step of kicking her husband out of the house, due to his disruptive behaviour in the lounge and hallway.
GIRL MATH
Matt Tate, 29, has once again told a white lie to his girlfriend Emily.
LIKE CLOCKWORK.
Ryan Keats, a 29-year-old tradie from Christchurch once again found himself stumbling through the door in the early hours of Saturday morning after promising his girlfriend Sophie he’d “just have one.”
IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT.
Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau has decided to make the best of an awkward situation by offering the incoming Crown Observer a deal on a reliable, pre-loved Honda Civic.
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.
Despite the assassination attempt on Donald Trump at a Republican rally in Pennsylvania earlier today, US President Joe Biden still appears to be the one more likely to die on any given day.
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