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Day: 11 May 2023

Man Sitting On Train Uses Power Of Positive Thinking To Stop People From Sitting Down Next To Him

man sitting on train with noone next to him.

GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Culture MANIFEST YOUR DESTINY After a long day as a service delivery officer in a government agency that doesn’t even need to be specified, Logan Goulburn, 27, wanted nothing more than to zone out on the train without disruption. More specifically, Goulburn wanted at least 40 centimetres of personal space between himself […]

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