WOW..
Following the recent assassination attempt on former president Donald Trump, a 2023 video from TVNZ Breakfast has resurfaced, embarrassing the small country of five million.
AND DOUBLE BROWN.
In an effort to weather the storm that is the cost of living crisis, 29 year old customer service operator Kevin Campbell has been stripping back his opulent lifestyle, which was normally full of luxuries like nutritious food and a heated home.
WINTER BLUES?
Local socialite Gemma Aspen has just clocked her 72nd hour of laying on the communal couch, raising concerns among flatmates that Seasonal Affective Disorder may be to blame.
PASSIVE INCOME.
Hunter Donaldson, 25, found himself in an all too familiar situation at work today, as he once again realised the harsh reality of his admin job at the Ministry of Education.
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OPEN AND TRANSPARENT.
IT architect and prolific LinkedIn bloke, Sergio Mendez is pleased he took the plunge and slapped a big green “Open to work” banner on his profile pic.
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SO BOUJEE.
Anna Bourdain, a 29 year old lawyer who enjoys the finer things in life, has been caught out by reality once again.
NEW KID IN TOWN.
25-year-old Sophie Ballagh has officially announced her switch in affections from All Blacks heartthrob Beauden Barrett to the rising star of the Hurricanes, Ruben Love.
SLUGGISH.
Palmerston North father of two, Bevan Hicks woke up dazed and confused this Easter Monday, with what felt like the result of one two many craft beers the night before.
MAGIC INTERNET MONEY
It has been a frustrating couple of weeks for bitcoin enthusiast, Sean Martin.
The 30 year old is now thinking that explaining the significance of his favourite cryptocurrency to his friends may just have to go in the ‘too hard basket’.
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