ROSEMARY ABBOTT | Culture MAKE IT PERMANENT  The Wellington City Council has unveiled a brand-new sign that they believe will finally resonate with the people, replacing the iconic “Wellington” sign on the hills of Miramar with a bold tribute to the ever-popular New Zealand Warriors: “Up the Wahs.” The decision

UNFLAPPABLE.

A local man was seen strutting down Courtenay Place today with a Bluetooth speaker blaring what he confidently claimed to be “some hot shit that’s the future,” leaving bystanders amused, puzzled and annoyed.

Witnesses reported that the man, identified only as “Rex”, appeared to be under the impression that his choice of music was universally beloved by all who had the privilege of hearing it. 

Dressed all in red and enjoying one of those rare but unbeatable sunny Wellington days, Rex’s aura of musical omnipotence was undeniable.

RESEARCH PROJECT. 

Christ’s College student Jayden Dickson is still struggling to grasp the much talked about “Cost Of Living Crisis”

The 16 year-old who attends the prestigious Christ’s College private school in Christchurch is finding it hard to comprehend the dire financial situation faced by many New Zealanders and turned to Google to get a handle on its definition.

“This ‘cost of living crisis’ has been making headlines on the news for years in New Zealand, but I literally have no idea what anyone is talking about. You don’t hear it much around these school grounds,” Dickson said, fully unaware most Kiwis are struggling with rising prices in housing, fuel, and groceries.