National MPs Confirm They Would All Be A Worse Option Than Luxon
August 12, 2026
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GORDON LIGHTFOOT | Politics POLICY OVERLAP Prime Minister Chris Luxon and Labour leader Chris Hipkins have finally realised their shared love of power and disdain for New Zealanders make them perfect for each other. The two Chris’s have performed the legendary “fusion dance”, fusing their bodies and souls together to
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