Old Boy At The Pub Sick And Tired Of All The Hoo-Ha About School Lunches
March 20, 2025
BACK IN MY DAY…
BACK IN MY DAY…
MAN ON THE STREET.
ALUMNI IN THE STREETS, ALUMNI IN THE SHEETS
CHAT TRAP
STRONG STANCE.
In a rare moment of decisiveness, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has put a stake in the ground over a hotly debated issue: Marmite vs Vegemite.
The Whakataki Times – the backbone of New Zealand’s news.
YES OR NO.
Chloe Jamieson, a 21 year old checkout operator at New World Botany, was left physically and emotionally drained this morning, after what should have been a very brief interaction with Prime Minister Christopher Luxon.
NOT ALL AUSSIES.
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has made a last minute change to the country’s latest advertising campaign to attract more Australian holiday makers to our shores.
NOT WHO YOU’D EXPECT.
25-year-old James* (who, for reasons of his own, only goes by “James”) works as an advisor in our nation’s parliament. James recently shared with friends that he’s spent the last two years accumulating top-secret intel on the MPs he works with.
HITS MORE TREES THAN FAIRWAYS.
Angus Thorpe, 28, has once again had a day filled with a mix of anger, disbelief, and general confusion.
NEED FOR SPEED.
All Blacks winger Caleb Clarke has surprised rugby analysts and fans by attempting a radical new strategy: evasion.
FOUL PLAY.
Some 18 and 19 year-old “high school student athletes” around New Zealand are feeling a bit caught out today.
ALUMNI IN THE STREETS, ALUMNI IN THE SHEETS
CRUSADE ON.
29-year-old Tim Riley has made it clear that he’s “pretty open” to meeting new folks in Christchurch.
BACK IN MY DAY…
NO, YOU RELAX!
After an “animated discussion” turned handsy, National MP Andrew Bayly is now pivoting into a new venture. His new Wellington-based business, Angry Massage Co, is a bespoke wellness service that promises to “work out your knots with a personal touch of anger.”
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