Club Rugby Team Forced to Adapt to Player’s “Fashionably Late” Style
“HOW FAR AWAY ARE YOU MATE?”
Tim Coles, 27, has never been good with time management.
“HOW FAR AWAY ARE YOU MATE?”
Tim Coles, 27, has never been good with time management.
IT’S COMING HOME.
Crusaders fans may just be getting ahead of themselves after their team’s comprehensive win last night.
SO HUMBLE.
Campbell Taylor, a die-hard Hurricanes fan notorious for his ‘our year’ claims, has outdone himself by leaving what he describes as a “genuinely supportive” message on the Crusaders’ Facebook page.
ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTION.
Psychologically battered Auckland man TJ Warrington has been following the Warriors his whole life.
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HOW DO YOU GET ANYWHERE?!?!?!
Blenheim real estate agent Simon Jones reckons replacing traffic lights with roundabouts would fix Auckland’s traffic problems.
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SEEN ENOUGH.
Diehard Crusaders fan, Craig Chamberlain, from Christchurch, has taken drastic measures to shield himself from the agony of witnessing his beloved team’s defeats on the rugby field.
SLUGGISH.
Palmerston North father of two, Bevan Hicks woke up dazed and confused this Easter Monday, with what felt like the result of one two many craft beers the night before.
MAGIC INTERNET MONEY
It has been a frustrating couple of weeks for bitcoin enthusiast, Sean Martin.
The 30 year old is now thinking that explaining the significance of his favourite cryptocurrency to his friends may just have to go in the ‘too hard basket’.
MONDAY MODERATION.
A Christchurch man made history at The Good Home restaurant and bar today.
“HOW FAR AWAY ARE YOU MATE?”
Tim Coles, 27, has never been good with time management.
ONLY EXPLANATION.
A disbelieving Craig Chamberlain is testing a new theory about why the Crusaders appear to be last on the Super Rugby table.
LEGACY LENS.
Instagram has unveiled a new feature: Filters for Christchurch people to proudly display their high school affiliations.
TOO EASY.
15 year old Zane Caldwell has found a gaping loophole that he’ll keep firmly in his back pocket from now on.
ANY VOLUNTEERS?
With the tidal wave of changes to the public service in Wellington recently, the Coalition government is setting up a new ministry to keep up with demand.
GOOD DAY AT THE OFFICE.
37-year-old Taryn Hansen, a public servant in Wellington’s bustling CBD, found herself breathing a sigh of relief today.
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