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Local Dad Relieved To Watch A Stress-Free All Blacks Match Where They Absolutely Dominate

confused all blacks fan comes across AFL

“WTF Is This?” Asks Kiwi Who Still Can’t Explain Rugby’s Scrum Resets And Turnover Penalties

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Local Bloke Enjoys A Few Beers In Town, Keeps GF In The Loop And Then Returns Home At A Reasonable Hour

man pushing thoughts of ukraine war aside to think about All Blacks instead

Local Man Consciously Shifts Focus From Depressing World News To The Rugby

Grant Robertson, Jacinda Ardern and Savage

Govt Receives Savage Report From Business Leaders – Savageness To Be Peer-Reviewed By Savage

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One-Eyed Cantab Holds Onto Hope That All Blacks Selectors Will Recall Matt Todd

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Left field Wellington Mayoral Candidate Presents Controversial Plan To Convert Cycleways Into Open Sewers

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Teammate Who Still Owes Subs Happily Flushes A Hundy Down The Pokies

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Girlfriend Chooses Not To Moan About Boyfriend Using Bodywash Because At Least He’s Clean

relaxed man thinking about the all blacks

Local Dad Relieved To Watch A Stress-Free All Blacks Match Where They Absolutely Dominate

relaxed man thinking about the all blacks

Local Dad Relieved To Watch A Stress-Free All Blacks Match Where They Absolutely Dominate

confused all blacks fan comes across AFL

“WTF Is This?” Asks Kiwi Who Still Can’t Explain Rugby’s Scrum Resets And Turnover Penalties

man smiling with beers being clinked in the background

Local Bloke Enjoys A Few Beers In Town, Keeps GF In The Loop And Then Returns Home At A Reasonable Hour

man pushing thoughts of ukraine war aside to think about All Blacks instead

Local Man Consciously Shifts Focus From Depressing World News To The Rugby

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