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Messi And Ronaldo Spotted Hovering Around Tim Payne For Clout

June 1, 2026

STATUS SHIFT.

richie mo'unga playing for all blacks but thinking about canterbury.

Mo’unga Not Fit For All Blacks Until He Proves Himself In Illustrious New Zealand NPC

May 13, 2026

Horses Set To Return To Crusaders Games But Cantabs Demand Scribe Stay Too

May 7, 2026

REPORT: Wellington’s Cake Tin Very Well Set Up For Horses If The Hurricanes Wanted

April 24, 2026

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One Eyed Cantab Vows to Gallop Endless Circles Around New Stadium Until Horses Return

April 14, 2026

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Blues Fan Prepares To Blame Wellington Wind And Cyclone Ahead Of Canes Clash

April 11, 2026

More sport

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Tim Payne Now Feeling Immense Global Pressure To Post More Content

May 29, 2026

NO PAYNE NO GAIN.

Auckland fc fan with beer and team behind him

A-League Title Reminds Aucklanders That They’re Just Better Than The Rest Of New Zealand

May 24, 2026

BITTER REALITY.

Hurricanes players celebrate with cable car in bubble

Hurricanes In Line To Be Literally The Only Good Thing About Wellington This Year

May 14, 2026

UNBEATABLE ON A GOOD DAY.

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Less recent sport news

Kids Convinced Jonah Lomu Was AI Generated After Being Shown His Rampaging Highlights

March 26, 2026

SO FAKE.

Round One Win For Warriors Triggers Avalanche Of “Our Year” Social Media Posts

March 7, 2026

Leigh Hart imagining himself as ABs coach.

Leigh Hart Snubbed For All Blacks Coaching Role Due To So-Called “Lack Of Experience”

March 4, 2026

old boy at pub with beer thinking about all blacks coaches

Old Boy At Pub Waiting On NZ Rugby To Seek His Final Approval On All Blacks Coach

March 3, 2026

Warriors Fan Will Likely Process First Game Result As Either “Our Year” Or “Early Days”

February 21, 2026

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Quite old sport news

Kiwi Bloke Who “Bleeds Maroon” Will Finally Get To See His Team Live From The Comfort Of Eden Park

February 16, 2026

QUEENSLANDER.

Old Boy At Pub Watching Super Bowl Says Players Are “Too Bloody Soft With Their Pads And Helmets”

February 9, 2026

Former CrossFit Guy Announces Hyrox Is “What Fitness Was Always Meant to Be”

February 2, 2026

old boy with beer laughing at all blacks

Old Boy At Pub Says All Blacks Should Stop Being Drama Queens And Practice Their Tackling

January 22, 2026

Kiwis Open To John Mitchell As All Blacks Coach But Only If He Publicly Apologises For Dropping Christian Cullen

January 21, 2026

“If Ardie Isn’t Captain, Forget Next Year’s World Cup,” Declares Old Boy At Pub

January 19, 2026

one eyed cantab, winning crusaders and scott robertson

ONE EYED CANTAB: “Razor Would Never Have Been Sacked If He’d Picked The Entire Crusaders Team”

January 18, 2026

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Old Boy At Pub Says Razor Was Sacked Because Players “Are All Too Bloody Soft These Days”

January 17, 2026

scott robertson as part of a christchurch bboy crew

RETALIATION: Razor’s Old Dance Crew Challenges New Zealand Rugby To Battle

January 16, 2026

scott robertson breakdancing as Raygun at the olympics.

RAZOR SACKED: Scott Robertson Finally Free To Pursue Breakdancing Career In Australia

January 15, 2026

REPORT: BYC Growing Quite Tense Between Cousins

January 4, 2026

FAMILY FEUD.

Aisle Standers Successfully Shave 0.00 Seconds Off Their Time Taken To Get Off Plane

December 11, 2025

CABIN SCRAMBLERS.

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