Club Rugby Team Forced to Adapt to Player’s “Fashionably Late” Style
April 27, 2024
“HOW FAR AWAY ARE YOU MATE?”
Tim Coles, 27, has never been good with time management.
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“HOW FAR AWAY ARE YOU MATE?”
Tim Coles, 27, has never been good with time management.
IT’S COMING HOME.
Crusaders fans may just be getting ahead of themselves after their team’s comprehensive win last night.
SO HUMBLE.
Campbell Taylor, a die-hard Hurricanes fan notorious for his ‘our year’ claims, has outdone himself by leaving what he describes as a “genuinely supportive” message on the Crusaders’ Facebook page.
ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTION.
Psychologically battered Auckland man TJ Warrington has been following the Warriors his whole life.
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GOTTA WIN SOMETHING.
With their team languishing in 11th place on the Super Rugby table, Crusaders supporters have come together to demand justice in the form of a “Fair Play” award.
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IT’S A TRANSITION PERIOD.
Crusaders fan Robert Dangerfield has been carefully practicing his key messages this morning, in preparation for going out in public in Wellington today.
“URRRGHHH”
Wellington-based HR advisor Ruby Galbraith has done it again today, after noticing colleagues Sam Ellison and Josh Orr enjoying free-to-air test cricket in the office break room.
Knowing exactly what she was doing, the 31 year old callously asked them the most annoying question possible during a five day test match.
“Oh hey guys, ooh cricket huh? Who’s winning?”
BACK IN THE DAY.
A Palmerston North man is feeling like he’s stepped into a time warp these past few weeks, as he has been happily watching the Black Caps take on Pakistan without paying a single cent in subscription fees.
Aidan Tapper, a 31 year old team leader at Pak n Save, says this is the way things should be.
“It’s like the old days! Been cutting back on subscriptions so haven’t had Sky Sport for a year now, and yet somehow I’m watching live cricket!” he said, over the moon.
JUST CALL THE MATCH.
North Shore retiree Ian Walgrave, 72, has given up on the possibility of watching the T20 Black Clash match with some normal, informed commentary.
The former arborist has watched the yearly match for the last five years and has consistently been annoyed by the commentary of the Alternative Commentary Collective, also known as the ACC.
“They’re just idiots. They don’t know what they’re talking about. How about some real cricket stats that haven’t been plucked from someone’s backside?
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