Orange Demon From Hell Reminds People It Knows Where They Live
April 24, 2025
ALWAYS WATCHING.
ALWAYS WATCHING.
MIRACLE ON THE STRAIT.
ORIGINAL THINKING.
And God said, Let there be light, citrus and refreshing IPA.
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Chloe Jamieson, a 21 year old checkout operator at New World Botany, was left physically and emotionally drained this morning, after what should have been a very brief interaction with Prime Minister Christopher Luxon.
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SILVER LININGS.
Times are tough and people are hurting, but some fortunate Wellingtonians are looking on the bright side this morning.
THE AUCKLAND WAY.
As Auckland FC continue their dream run in their first season of the A-League, Chairman Bill Foley is preparing for the absolute worst and most likely scenario.
CRACK DOWN CONTINUES.
Sophie Campbell, a 27-year-old CrossFit enthusiast, found herself in hot water today after unwittingly becoming one of the first people targeted under New Zealand’s newly enacted gang patch ban.
NO SKIN IN THE GAME.
Jakob Hammond, a 29-year-old electrician from Christchurch, has expressed zero interest in the political events happening at the moment in the United States.
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