National Plans To Reduce The Amount Of Money That Will Be Forcibly Taken From You
OH THANK YOU MY LORD.
In a stunning display of political innovation, Chris Luxon and Nicola Willis have just unveiled National’s groundbreaking plan to reduce the amount of money that will be forcibly taken from you and everyone else in the country.
In a very honest press conference that left economists scratching their heads, Luxon proudly declared, “National is making a firm promise to commit less theft than the current government is engaging in.
“A noticeably smaller amount of money will be taken from hardworking kiwis under the threat of jail”.
