National-Led Government Set To Make Every Single New Zealander Instantly Take Up Smoking

smoker smoking cigarettes outside parliament with news headlines included.

INEVITABLE.

The National-led “coalition of chaos” has horrified journalists at home and abroad this week. 

They have just announced a despicable plan to reverse a super smart smokefree law put in place by the best prime minister New Zealand’s ever had, Jacinda Ardern. 

The law-reversal means that future generations will be able to legally purchase tobacco in a regulated market if they choose to. 

Some thoughtless people will shrug at this development. But what many don’t understand is that this will in fact mean every single New Zealander will now instantly take up smoking as a result.