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Day: 24 April 2024

Local Bloke Putting Back His Sixth Beer Claims He’ll Get Up For Dawn Service

tradies having beers and having anz

GOOD INTENTIONS!

Jake Symons, 26, has fooled absolutely nobody after making the outlandish claim that he’ll be getting up at the crack of dawn on a public holiday for the Anzac service.

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