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Day: 14 July 2024

Biden Somehow Still Seems To Be The Presidential Candidate Closest To Death

Trump after surviving bullet, and Joe Biden drifting off to sleep

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN. 

Despite the assassination attempt on Donald Trump at a Republican rally in Pennsylvania earlier today, US President Joe Biden still appears to be the one more likely to die on any given day.

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