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Day: 16 July 2024

Trump Attends Party Convention Looking Like He’s Been Packing Down Scrums All Day

Donald Trump with bandaged ear compared to All Black front rower

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Donald Trump made a dramatic entrance at the Republican National Convention today, sporting a bandage on his ear that you would more often see on a hardworking front row forward than a presidential candidate.

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