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Day: 25 September 2024

Local Man On Third Blue V Of The Day Wondering Why He Feels So Average

man on computer with cans of blue V

IT ALL STARTS WITH V

Local software developer Callum Marsden was battling today, after staying up well past his bedtime playing video games last night.

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