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Day: 2 October 2024

Man Forgoes Midnight Glass Of Water And Instead Slurps Like A Dog From Bathroom Tap

man slurping water from a tap

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When Mike Higgins woke up with a dry mouth at 2.45 this morning, the idea of going downstairs to the kitchen for a glass of water didn’t hold much appeal.

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