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Day: 5 October 2024

One Beer After Work On Friday Once Again Results In Bloke Coming Home At 2 AM

lads having beers at pub

LIKE CLOCKWORK.

Ryan Keats, a 29-year-old tradie from Christchurch once again found himself stumbling through the door in the early hours of Saturday morning after promising his girlfriend Sophie he’d “just have one.”

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