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Day: 18 October 2024

Chloe Triple Checks That New MP Hasn’t Been Doing Any Shoplifting Or Migrant Exploitation

chloe swarbrick haunted by former MPs

“NOW, YOU’RE SURE?”

Chloe Swarbrick is leaving no stone unturned in her recruitment process, specifically the background checks of Benjamin Doyle, who is likely to be joining her in parliament as an MP shortly.

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