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Day: 20 November 2024

REINVIGORATING THE CAPITAL: Wellington Mayor Secretly Hoped Hikoi Would Turn Into Three Week Stay

tory whanau and hikoi

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY GUTTED.

Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau is reportedly heartbroken after the hikoi that swept through the capital this week wrapped up in a single day.

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