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Day: 3 December 2024

Auckland FC Management Predicts First Loss Will Cause 75% Of Fans To Instantly Evaporate

auckland fc players and fans and a-league table

THE AUCKLAND WAY.

As Auckland FC continue their dream run in their first season of the A-League, Chairman Bill Foley is preparing for the absolute worst and most likely scenario.

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