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Day: 7 January 2025

Man With Bluetooth Speaker At Beach Appears Confident That Everyone Wants To Hear His Music

man with bluetooth speaker on beach and woman looking unimpressed.

SUMMER VIBES.

Finn Doran was out to enjoy himself at Nelson’s Tahunanui Beach as much as anyone else was today.

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