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Day: 11 January 2025

SAFE AND SECURE: Local Dad Straps In Box Of Beer With More Care Than His Toddler

beer box strapped into car seat next to kid in car seat with proud dad in the front

IMPORTANT CARGO. 

Troy Dodds, 32, has successfully raised the bar on both beverage safety and dad priorities.

“Definitely a Bowler’s Deck”, Claims Grade Cricketer Who Played Across The Line Of A Full-Toss

batsman missing ball and it hitting middle stump.

SAME OLD STORY.

Christchurch third-grade cricket stalwart Ryan Wilkes, 34, stood motionless at the crease, his middle stump dramatically uprooted by a waist-high full-toss at Hagley Park.

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