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Day: 16 January 2025

“Pak n Save Keeps Prices Low But You Still Have To Pay Them!” Says Stickman To Golriz

pak n save stickman with golriz in background

EXTRA LOW DEALS.

Stickman, the national spokesman for Pak n Save, has said “enough is enough” after news broke that non-MP Golriz Ghahraman is now being investigated for shoplifting at their Royal Oak supermarket.

Cat Owner Who Got Scratched Suspects Cat To Be Far Right Extremist

cat looking at computer screen at night with worried female owner in front

NOTHING ELSE EXPLAINS THIS BEHAVIOUR.

A 9-year-old British Shorthair was found guilty today of scratching his owner’s arm, in an incident which is being treated as an instance of far-right terrorism.

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