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Day: 23 January 2025

44-Year-Old Lawyer Finding It Quite Difficult To Get Away With Shoplifting These Days

golriz in front of pak n save

CAN’T CATCH A BREAK.

A middle-aged Aucklander who happens to be a qualified lawyer has been having a run of bad luck lately.

Palmerston North Man Returns Home From Trip Of A Lifetime To Hamilton

man in palmy thinking about hamilton.

OH, THOSE BIG CITY LIGHTS.

One long-term Palmy resident is rubbing his eyes today, as he tries to recover from a dazzling trip to the far north metropolis of Hamilton.

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