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Day: 8 February 2025

Mediocre Best-Man Speech Concludes With Half-Arsed Appeal For Audience To Raise Their Glasses

best man at wedding giving speech

“LET’S RAISE OUR GLASSES”.

Auckland man Jacob Gregg, 31, has delivered what can only be described as a profoundly average best-man speech at the wedding of his longtime mate Lucas Griffiths today.

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