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Day: 14 February 2025

CAR POOL CONUNDRUM: Seymour Arrives To Pick Up Chippy For Work In The Land Rover

chippy dismayed to see seymour at his house in land rover

“UNSUITABLE BEHAVIOUR!”

Chris “Chippy” Hipkins’ blood pressure reached new heights this morning. That’s because his parliament carpool buddy David Seymour arrived at his house in the same old land rover he’d tried to drive up the parliament steps earlier this week.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S: One Eyed Cantab Finalises Divorce Papers To Focus On More Important Relationship

one eyed cantab with valentine's balloons and crusaders picture

LOVE AND LOYALTY.

Craig Chamberlain, 59 from Shirley, Christchurch, is now free to fully focus on his beloved Crusaders after finalising his divorce from his now ex-wife Diane.

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