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Day: 16 February 2025

Parliamentary Service Lad Remains Tight-Lipped About Which MPs Are Dickheads In Real Life

man standing in front of parliament

NOT WHO YOU’D EXPECT.

25-year-old James* (who, for reasons of his own, only goes by “James”) works as an advisor in our nation’s parliament. James recently shared with friends that he’s spent the last two years accumulating top-secret intel on the MPs he works with.

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