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Day: 25 February 2025

Wellington City Council Reveals Plans For Much-Needed Second Bucket Fountain

man celebrating new bucket fountain

FINALLY!

After years of Wellingtonians complaining about failing infrastructure in the CBD, Wellington City Council has at last listened to ratepayers.

PERSONAL TOUCH: Andrew Bayly Launches New Business Offering An ‘Angry Massage’

andrew bayly giving massage

NO, YOU RELAX!

After an “animated discussion” turned handsy, National MP Andrew Bayly is now pivoting into a new venture. His new Wellington-based business, Angry Massage Co, is a bespoke wellness service that promises to “work out your knots with a personal touch of anger.”

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