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Day: 7 March 2025

Local Bloke Can’t Justify Spending $60 on Groceries, But Happily Spends $120 on Friday Night Piss-Up

man panicking at receipt at pak n save but thinking about beers

BOY MATH.

Daniel McCafferty has once again demonstrated his world-class financial priorities.

The 31 year-old recently balked at a $60 grocery bill before promptly forking out double that amount on a Friday night session with the boys.

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