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Day: 22 June 2025

Local Man Colonises Matariki Into Yet Another Long Weekend Of Piss Drinking

man drinking beer with starry sky behind him

GROSSLY PROBLEMATIC.

Bloke Still Bringing Up High School Sporting Career At Every Party Like It’s Relevant

Man thinking about high school rugby while talking to people at party.

FADED FAME.

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