Wellington Commuters Enjoying Reduced Congestion Due To Less Jobs To Get To

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GORDON LIGHTFOOT | National 

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Times are tough and people are hurting, but some fortunate Wellingtonians are looking on the bright side this morning. 

Commuter John Jones says he’s noticed a much easier to drive into the CBD, attributing the win to ‘widespread job cuts’. Jones’ comments have naturally caused much anger online. 

“Sad for the people who have lost their jobs in the public service, but gee it makes the traffic flow better,” he said in a now viral Facebook post. 

Liam Carson, a 30 year old former public servant, took Jones’ comments as a personal attack. 

“Wow dude, so people are losing their jobs and you’re celebrating less traffic. Is this really where we are as a country now?” he typed into Facebook instead of applying for jobs. 

Jones chose not to reply online, but talked to reporters about how his post is being received. 

“Hey I said it was sad for people. But did you see how empty the motorway was this morning? Just saying that it’s not all bad. 

“Great for people going to job interviews too, right?” he asked hopefully. 

Pamela Hughes, a former data analyst for the Ministry of Health, is more upbeat about her sacking. 

“I’ve hated my job for years so this is just the kick up the bum I needed,” she said while studying a web page about small business. 

“I’ve got an exciting opportunity for a part time role I can have while I get my own business started. Meeting with a recruiter in town today, so I’m looking forward to the easy drive in.”

More to come. 

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