Liam Lawson Reveals He Doesn’t Even Like Energy Drinks

NEVER LIKED ‘EM.
GIVING BACK: Liam Lawson Heading Back To Hogwarts To Coach His Old Quidditch Team

DON’T FORGET YOUR ROOTS.
Wellington Communion Service Swaps Red Wine For Limited Run Hazy IPA

And God said, Let there be light, citrus and refreshing IPA.
Local Man Plating Up His Gourmet Nachos Already Eaten Half The Corn Chips

LED TO TEMPTATION
Crusaders Fans Start Visualising June Championship Parade After Blues Demolition Job

IT’S COMING HOME!
Seymour Wishing He Was Stuck In Space Station So He Wouldn’t Have To Deal With School Lunches

DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Old Boy At The Pub Sick And Tired Of All The Hoo-Ha About School Lunches

BACK IN MY DAY…
Prime Minister Becomes Instantly More Likeable And Relatable After Picking Up Cricket Bat

MAN ON THE STREET.
Christchurch Couple Decide School Leavers Hoodies Stay On During Sex

ALUMNI IN THE STREETS, ALUMNI IN THE SHEETS
Bloke’s ‘Quick Chat’ With The Neighbour Passes The 45 Minute Mark

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