Clueless Building Apprentice Provides Endless Laughter For Experienced Builders On Site
‘IT’S A HAMMER NOT A HAIRBRUSH’.
19 year-old Jackson Ellis has become the subject of endless amusement for his more seasoned colleagues on an Auckland central building site recently.
Local Woman Reboots Personality With Fresh New ADHD Diagnosis
LOUD AND PROUD.
Lucy Williams, 29, of Wellington, has decided to reboot her entire personality following a fresh diagnosis of ADHD, ushering in an era of impulsive decisions, distractible charm, and a robust collection of half-finished hobbies.
“I’m My Own Man Now”: Local Bloke Enjoys Free To Air Cricket Without Tapping Into Parents’ SkyGo Account
INDEPENDENCE DAY.
33-year-old Matt Johnson has again found himself in a state of pure elation as he realised he wouldn’t have to beg, borrow, or steal access to his parents’ SkyGo account to watch the Blackcaps tonight.
Man With Bluetooth Speaker At Beach Appears Confident That Everyone Wants To Hear His Music
SUMMER VIBES.
Finn Doran was out to enjoy himself at Nelson’s Tahunanui Beach as much as anyone else was today.
Sad 30-Something Gives New Jibbitz Their Beach Debut
“SPENDING THE SUMMER IN STYLE”
After a winter spent under a cloud of seasonal depression, Kristen Edwards is ready to make this summer her best yet. Thankfully, she’s got a brand new set of Jibbitz to put a spring in her step, and they’ll be on show at Foxton Beach this holiday season.
Local Woman Expecting Instagram DM Blow Up After Bikini Post At Beach
ULTIMATE FLEX.
Kelsie McVale, 23, knows what’s coming after flaunting her tanned beach body on social media.
‘I Was Just About to Do It!’ Claims Man After Failing To Do Basic Task After Fifth Time Being Asked
GETTING ROUND TO IT.
Lachlan O’Toole, a 34-year-old Christchurch man, has once again assured his partner, Joanna Kilmore, that he’s on the verge of putting the family tent away in the attic—despite days of inaction and at least five direct requests.
Bloke’s Relaxing Beach Trip To Cathedral Cove Turns Into Grueling 200-Photo Shoot For Girlfriend’s Instagram
ALL FOR THE GRAM.
Sam Ellison thought he had the perfect summer getaway planned when he travelled up north to the Coromandel.
SHAME: Cricketer’s Ego Crumbles As Girlfriend Knocks Him Over In Beach Cricket
SENT HIM PACKING.
Spencer Lyon has felt more shame today than anything else he has experienced in club cricket.
Woman’s 2025 Plan To “Read More Books” Immediately Ends After New Crime Series Drops on Netflix
NEW YEAR SAME ME.
In what was supposed to be the year of self-improvement, 27-year-old Marie Wilkins’ New Year’s resolution to read more books has officially been derailed—hours into 2025.
