NICOLA WILLIS DRESSGATE: Seymour Annoyed No One’s Asked About His New Suit From Hallensteins
RADIO SILENCE.
Despite Loss, Warriors Fan Still Researching Options For An “Our Year” Tattoo
PERMANENT BELIEF.
BUDGET 2025: $0 Allocated To Promote Hamilton As Tourist Destination
WAIKATO WIPEOUT
REPORT: Nobody Would Last Running It Straight Against Bulldogs-Era Sonny Bill Williams
LIGHTS OUT.
Public Servant Uses The Phrase “Living The Dream” As Shield Against Deep Feeling Of Dissatisfaction
ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE.
EDITORIAL STANDARDS: Stuff Now Requiring Every Article To Include At Least One C-Bomb
EARNING BACK TRUST.
FIFTH STRAIGHT WIN: Warriors Fan Confused by Reality and Suspects It’s a Simulation
GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
Man Describes Flavours He’s Detecting In Craft Beer Whether Friends Want To Hear It Or Not
OOH THAT’S HOPPY.
“WAIT, WHAT?”: Local Bloke Snapped Out Of Couch-Based Doom Scroll By Brooky’s C-Bomb
BROOKY LETS IT FLY
Bloke Who “Doesn’t Run” Somehow Convincing Himself A Half Marathon Is A Great Idea
MID LIFE CRISIS.
