National Looks To Quietly Swap Out Luxon With Snackachangi Chips Guy

CRUNCH TIME.
Local Man Uses Craft Beer Tee Shirt As Foundation For Personality

SOLID STARTING POINT.
Couple Finally Buys House Together So They Can Argue Somewhere New

SAME BATTLES, FRESH GROUND.
Kiwi Bloke Still Hanging Onto Decade Old UK/Europe OE Like He’s Due To Fly Back Any Day Now

FLIGHT OF THE KIWI.
Local Man’s Reaction To Warriors Winning Try Would Have Gone Viral If Someone Had Recorded It

OPPORTUNITY MISSED.
Coldplay Now Offering Tickets To “Kiss Cam Free Zone” Exclusively For Cheaters And Adulterers

SAFE SPACE.
$8 Beer Discovered In Wellington Not In Ageing Rugby Clubrooms

CRAFT BEER COUP
Female Viewership Of Third All Blacks Test Set To Explode With Inclusion Of Ruben Love

DREAM BOAT.
Rangi Ruru Girls Student Breezily Stops By School Lost Property Box To Find Missing Louis Vuitton Bag

NO BAG NO WORRIES.
Will Jordan Wishes He Could Be Cloned To Play Fullback And Wing, Just To Keep Everyone Happy

DOUBLE TROUBLE.