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National Looks To Quietly Swap Out Luxon With Snackachangi Chips Guy

Leigh Hart and Chris Luxon with Snackachangi chips.

CRUNCH TIME.

Local Man Uses Craft Beer Tee Shirt As Foundation For Personality

man at bbq wearing behemoth brewing tee shirt

SOLID STARTING POINT.

Couple Finally Buys House Together So They Can Argue Somewhere New

Young couple smiling outside sold sign of their new home.

SAME BATTLES, FRESH GROUND.

Kiwi Bloke Still Hanging Onto Decade Old UK/Europe OE Like He’s Due To Fly Back Any Day Now

kiwi in rome thinking about London

FLIGHT OF THE KIWI.

Local Man’s Reaction To Warriors Winning Try Would Have Gone Viral If Someone Had Recorded It

Man reflecting as he thinks about warriors celebrating

OPPORTUNITY MISSED.

Coldplay Now Offering Tickets To “Kiss Cam Free Zone” Exclusively For Cheaters And Adulterers

couple at coldplay concert thinking about the kiss cam

SAFE SPACE.

$8 Beer Discovered In Wellington Not In Ageing Rugby Clubrooms

man with beer at churly's thinking about rugby clubrooms

CRAFT BEER COUP

Female Viewership Of Third All Blacks Test Set To Explode With Inclusion Of Ruben Love

Woman excited with ruben love montage behind her

DREAM BOAT.

Rangi Ruru Girls Student Breezily Stops By School Lost Property Box To Find Missing Louis Vuitton Bag

school girl getting luxury handbag out of lost property box.

NO BAG NO WORRIES.

Will Jordan Wishes He Could Be Cloned To Play Fullback And Wing, Just To Keep Everyone Happy

Will Jordan cloned

DOUBLE TROUBLE.

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