New Mum Exhausted By Colleague Who Insists On Comparing Child With Puppy
NO, SHE DIDN’T COME OUT OF YOU.
After returning from maternity leave this week, Georgia Montag is already hanging out for a holiday.
Career-Minded Public Servant All Over The Optional Lunchtime Waiata Practice
KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATOR.
Lauren McDonald has made a splash in front of key senior managers today. The policy advisor at the Ministry of Education clearly has her eyes on the prize, being the first one to turn up to the optional lunch time waiata practice.
Hungover Woman Who Arrived Home at 4AM Guilt-Cleans House To Pretend She Has It Together
FRESH START.
Gabrielle Shaw, a 26-year-old Wellington woman, awoke this morning to the cruel reality of blinding sunlight combined with haunting flashbacks of a night on Courtenay Place.
Grade Cricketer’s Masterclass Shadow Batting Nothing Like His Actual Defence
WORK IN PROGRESS.
Nathan Jones’s incredible shadow batting skill is often a complete contrast to his actual performance on the field.
Local Bloke Out for Jog Instinctively Sidesteps Imaginary Defender
MUSCLE MEMORY.
Hagley Park regulars were treated to another masterclass in nostalgic footwork today.
44-Year-Old Lawyer Finding It Quite Difficult To Get Away With Shoplifting These Days
CAN’T CATCH A BREAK.
A middle-aged Aucklander who happens to be a qualified lawyer has been having a run of bad luck lately.
Palmerston North Man Returns Home From Trip Of A Lifetime To Hamilton
OH, THOSE BIG CITY LIGHTS.
One long-term Palmy resident is rubbing his eyes today, as he tries to recover from a dazzling trip to the far north metropolis of Hamilton.
Local Man Questions Whether He’ll Ever Recover From Baz McCullum’s Fateful Duck in the World Cup Final
HAUNTING IMAGE.
It’s been nearly a decade, but for 35-year-old Nic Hill from Christchurch, the scars of the 2015 Cricket World Cup final remain as fresh as ever.
Wellingtonian Doesn’t Notice How Shit Summer’s Been Because For Him It Always Is
EVERYDAY’S A PUFFER JACKET DAY.
For most Kiwis, the summer of 2025 has been a washout.
Reports of torrential rain, howling winds, and barely a sliver of sunshine have dominated national headlines in New Zealand, with Cantabrians especially vocal about their disappointment.
Aucklander Backs Himself to Win Squid Games’ Red Light, Green Light
TRAFFIC JAM TRAINING.
Marty Jones, a 33-year-old Aucklander from Newmarket, has officially thrown his hat in the ring for Squid Game’s infamous Red Light, Green Light challenge.
