BEFORE I GO: Tory Whanau Promises To Address Zombie Outbreak At Johnsonville Mall
MALL OF THE DEAD.
Local Loser Still Thinks “Open To Work” Banner Makes Him Look ‘Hungry’ Not ‘Hopeless’
GOING NOWHERE.
Public Service Team Meeting Off To A Flyer After Attendees Robotically Recite The Ministry Karakia
SETTING THE TONE.
Orange Demon From Hell Reminds People It Knows Where They Live
ALWAYS WATCHING.
Corin Dann Books In Three Nice Chlöe Interviews To Make Up For That Mean Winston One
BALANCED REPORTING.
Wellingtonians Vote To Replace Eagles At Wellington Airport With Cully And Captain Hurricane
WINDS OF CHANGE.
Local Man Feels Like He’s Been Nailed To The Cross After Not Stocking Up On Good Friday Beers
UNFORGIVABLE.
Annual Leave Maximiser Strikes Again: Local Man Books 10-Day Break with Just Three Days Leave
NO BRAINER
Wellington Shoppers Rewarded With Gift Vouchers For Setting Foot In Johnsonville Mall
CONSUMER SACRIFICE.
Air NZ Unveils New Uniforms But Still No Revamp For Kia Ora Magazine
TOO MUCH TO ASK.
