Friend Accused Of Faking Run As No Strava Post Was Made to Back Up Claim
“SO YOU JUST RAN? FOR NO ONE TO SEE?”
24-year-old Kelly Hayes found herself accused of some sort of social crime today.
Johnsonville Mall Selected As Filming Location For New Post-Apocalyptic Thriller
AUTHENTICITY.
Hollywood film producers have just revealed the highly anticipated location for the upcoming apocalyptic blockbuster Desolate Earth.
“How Is It Not The Weekend Yet?” Asks Woman 10 Minutes Into Her First Day Back At Work For 2025
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.
Laura Ainsley, 27, of Christchurch, has already reached her breaking point—ten minutes into her first day back at work after a blissful three-week break.
Girlfriend Enters Foul Mood Phase After Boyfriend Has Unacceptable Amount Of Fun With Mates On Night Out
FURY QUEEN.
Sarah Prescott is one woman to be avoided today.
The 29-year-old Aucklander is in a deeply foul mood because her boyfriend Shaun Ellis, 30, went out and enjoyed himself with friends, while she remained at home.
SAFE AND SECURE: Local Dad Straps In Box Of Beer With More Care Than His Toddler
IMPORTANT CARGO.
Troy Dodds, 32, has successfully raised the bar on both beverage safety and dad priorities.
“Definitely a Bowler’s Deck”, Claims Grade Cricketer Who Played Across The Line Of A Full-Toss
SAME OLD STORY.
Christchurch third-grade cricket stalwart Ryan Wilkes, 34, stood motionless at the crease, his middle stump dramatically uprooted by a waist-high full-toss at Hagley Park.
Clueless Building Apprentice Provides Endless Laughter For Experienced Builders On Site
‘IT’S A HAMMER NOT A HAIRBRUSH’.
19 year-old Jackson Ellis has become the subject of endless amusement for his more seasoned colleagues on an Auckland central building site recently.
Local Woman Reboots Personality With Fresh New ADHD Diagnosis
LOUD AND PROUD.
Lucy Williams, 29, of Wellington, has decided to reboot her entire personality following a fresh diagnosis of ADHD, ushering in an era of impulsive decisions, distractible charm, and a robust collection of half-finished hobbies.
“I’m My Own Man Now”: Local Bloke Enjoys Free To Air Cricket Without Tapping Into Parents’ SkyGo Account
INDEPENDENCE DAY.
33-year-old Matt Johnson has again found himself in a state of pure elation as he realised he wouldn’t have to beg, borrow, or steal access to his parents’ SkyGo account to watch the Blackcaps tonight.
Man With Bluetooth Speaker At Beach Appears Confident That Everyone Wants To Hear His Music
SUMMER VIBES.
Finn Doran was out to enjoy himself at Nelson’s Tahunanui Beach as much as anyone else was today.
