Local Man Plating Up His Gourmet Nachos Already Eaten Half The Corn Chips
LED TO TEMPTATION
Crusaders Fans Start Visualising June Championship Parade After Blues Demolition Job
IT’S COMING HOME!
Seymour Wishing He Was Stuck In Space Station So He Wouldn’t Have To Deal With School Lunches
DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Old Boy At The Pub Sick And Tired Of All The Hoo-Ha About School Lunches
BACK IN MY DAY…
Prime Minister Becomes Instantly More Likeable And Relatable After Picking Up Cricket Bat
MAN ON THE STREET.
Christchurch Couple Decide School Leavers Hoodies Stay On During Sex
ALUMNI IN THE STREETS, ALUMNI IN THE SHEETS
Bloke’s ‘Quick Chat’ With The Neighbour Passes The 45 Minute Mark
CHAT TRAP
Aucklander Who Moved to Tauranga for ‘Laid-Back Lifestyle’ Now Complaining There’s Nothing to Do
Is ‘the Mount’ all it’s cracked up to be?
Woman Rescued From Her Zombie-Like State With Emergency Espresso Coffee
REJUVENATED.
The staff at The Good Home restaurant and bar, Prebbleton, could be forgiven for thinking it was the beginning of the zombie apocalypse this morning.
Luxon Eases Pain Of Poor Poll Result By Binging On Chip And Marmite Sandwiches
CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS.
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon was spotted sitting alone outside of Parliament’s Beehive today.
