Local Woman Expecting Instagram DM Blow Up After Bikini Post At Beach
ULTIMATE FLEX.
Kelsie McVale, 23, knows what’s coming after flaunting her tanned beach body on social media.
‘I Was Just About to Do It!’ Claims Man After Failing To Do Basic Task After Fifth Time Being Asked
GETTING ROUND TO IT.
Lachlan O’Toole, a 34-year-old Christchurch man, has once again assured his partner, Joanna Kilmore, that he’s on the verge of putting the family tent away in the attic—despite days of inaction and at least five direct requests.
Bloke’s Relaxing Beach Trip To Cathedral Cove Turns Into Grueling 200-Photo Shoot For Girlfriend’s Instagram
ALL FOR THE GRAM.
Sam Ellison thought he had the perfect summer getaway planned when he travelled up north to the Coromandel.
SHAME: Cricketer’s Ego Crumbles As Girlfriend Knocks Him Over In Beach Cricket
SENT HIM PACKING.
Spencer Lyon has felt more shame today than anything else he has experienced in club cricket.
Woman’s 2025 Plan To “Read More Books” Immediately Ends After New Crime Series Drops on Netflix
NEW YEAR SAME ME.
In what was supposed to be the year of self-improvement, 27-year-old Marie Wilkins’ New Year’s resolution to read more books has officially been derailed—hours into 2025.
“This Is The Last Time” Says Woman, Already Lying To Herself About 2025 Detox
FINISHING STRONG.
Sophie Anderson, 28, of Auckland, has officially declared that tonight’s New Year’s Eve will be her final indulgence in “bad decisions and excessive drinking” before embarking on a serious, no-excuses, life-changing detox in 2025.
“Just A Casual Hike Up Here” Says Woman Being A Complete Thirst Trap On Instagram
INSTAFLIRT.
Hannah Luff, 25, was determined to showcase her walk up Mount Maunganui to her family and friends, but especially one person in particular.
Local Dad Rolls Back The Years With Sensational BYC Hat Trick Against His Hapless Children
UNSTOPPABLE
Mark Grover’s eyes lit up when he saw six year-old son Jackson walk up to the crease in today’s Boxing Day BYC match.
Chloe Swarbrick Weeps As Eco-Stocking Composts Before Her Very Eyes
“NO CHRISTMAS CHEER HERE”
Green Party Co-Leader Chloe Swarbrick was reportedly in tears this morning after learning that her plans for a very green Christmas had turned to compost.
REPORT: No Christmas Toy Will Ever Match the Glory of the Vortex Mega Howler
“FEEL THE POWER”
Jacob Cooper, a 34-year-old Christchurch man, is adamant that no Christmas gift—past, present, or future—will ever surpass the iconic glory of the Vortex Mega Howler.
