Hurricanes Fan Displaying Early Signs Of “Our Year” Syndrome
LET’S GONE HURRICANES!
33 year old Hurricanes tragic Campbell Taylor has sensed he could be in serious trouble this year, as a considerable amount of hope has been able to seep into his heart.
Crusaders Fan Practices His “It’s A Season To Rebuild” Speech
IT’S A TRANSITION PERIOD.
Crusaders fan Robert Dangerfield has been carefully practicing his key messages this morning, in preparation for going out in public in Wellington today.
INSPIRATIONAL: Penny-Pinching Tradie Goes Three Full Days Without Trip To The Bakery
UNCHARTED TERRITORY.
A Taranaki-based roofer has caused a stir this week, after it was noticed that he had not been seen all week at the bakery near his Hawera building site.
Woman With Stressful Job Pleased She Didn’t Have To Plead Guilty To Shoplifting Today
GOOD DAY AT THE OFFICE.
37-year-old Taryn Hansen, a public servant in Wellington’s bustling CBD, found herself breathing a sigh of relief today.
Kiwi Woman Who Heavily Filters Her Selfies Says Kate Middleton Is “So Fake”
WILL THE REAL KATE PLEASE STAND UP?
26-year-old Tara Smith from Hamilton has emerged as the leading critic of Princess Kate Middleton’s authenticity.
E BIKE TUMBLE: Seymour’s Critics Annoyed To Find Out He’s Not Driving A BMW
BROWNIE POINTS.
ACT leader David Seymour found himself at the centre of a scandal that has left his critics more annoyed than anything else.
Seymour Keen For Womens Hurricanes To Train Harder So Offers Himself Up As Tackle Bag
BODY ON THE LINE.
David Seymour has put his money where his mouth is.
The ACT leader has been outspoken about the Hurricanes Poua’s team haka, saying the team should focus less on politics and more on training.
Warriors Fan Skilfully Updates Key Messaging From “Our Year” To “Early Days”
ONLY ONE GAME.
Diehard Warriors fan Mark Hickey hasn’t lost all faith in his beloved Warriors just yet.
Goodnight Kiwi Set To Make A Return To Boost TVNZ Viewing Numbers
WINNING FORMULA.
TVNZ executives have announced the triumphant return of the beloved Goodnight Kiwi, not as a nostalgic throwback, but as a strategic maneuver to salvage plummeting viewership numbers.
TVNZ Budget Back On Track With New Tobacco Sponsorship
BREATHING EASY.
TVNZ has managed to salvage its budgetary shipwreck by securing an unconventional but lucrative sponsorship deal with tobacco companies.
