Local Lesbian Keen To Not Be Lumped In With Old Bussy Boy
SEPARATE RAINBOWS.
Chloe Now Wishing Benjamin Doyle Was Just A Run Of The Mill Shoplifter
SIMPLER TIMES.
One-Eyed Cantab Dismisses Crusaders Home Loss To Moana Pasifika As An Elaborate Deepfake Scam
FANTASY LAND.
Liam Lawson Reveals He Doesn’t Even Like Energy Drinks
NEVER LIKED ‘EM.
GIVING BACK: Liam Lawson Heading Back To Hogwarts To Coach His Old Quidditch Team
DON’T FORGET YOUR ROOTS.
Wellington Communion Service Swaps Red Wine For Limited Run Hazy IPA
And God said, Let there be light, citrus and refreshing IPA.
Local Man Plating Up His Gourmet Nachos Already Eaten Half The Corn Chips
LED TO TEMPTATION
Crusaders Fans Start Visualising June Championship Parade After Blues Demolition Job
IT’S COMING HOME!
Seymour Wishing He Was Stuck In Space Station So He Wouldn’t Have To Deal With School Lunches
DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Old Boy At The Pub Sick And Tired Of All The Hoo-Ha About School Lunches
BACK IN MY DAY…
