Craft Beer Guy Tweets The Flavours He’s Detecting After Being Ignored In Real Life
HAZY BOY HURT.
Local Bloke Would Rather Be Hit By Tsunami Than Get Another Civil Defence Alert
WAVE OF WARNINGS.
“I’m On My Way” Text Sent From Woman Still Towel-Drying In Bathroom
DECEPTION.
National Looks To Quietly Swap Out Luxon With Snackachangi Chips Guy
CRUNCH TIME.
Local Man Uses Craft Beer Tee Shirt As Foundation For Personality
SOLID STARTING POINT.
Couple Finally Buys House Together So They Can Argue Somewhere New
SAME BATTLES, FRESH GROUND.
Kiwi Bloke Still Hanging Onto Decade Old UK/Europe OE Like He’s Due To Fly Back Any Day Now
FLIGHT OF THE KIWI.
Local Man’s Reaction To Warriors Winning Try Would Have Gone Viral If Someone Had Recorded It
OPPORTUNITY MISSED.
Coldplay Now Offering Tickets To “Kiss Cam Free Zone” Exclusively For Cheaters And Adulterers
SAFE SPACE.
$8 Beer Discovered In Wellington Not In Ageing Rugby Clubrooms
CRAFT BEER COUP
