CHRISTMAS LUNCH PREGAME: Local Mum Attempts To Elevate Family’s Stress Levels To Match Hers
ALL ABOUT BALANCE.
COMING OF AGE: Local Lad Genuinely Grateful To Get Socks And Undies For Christmas
ACTUALLY STOKED.
Last Minute Christmas Shopper Angered By “All The People” Despite Being One Of Them
RETAIL REALITY.
Bloke Purchasing Skincare Christmas Gift For Girlfriend Nods Along With Shop Assistant Like He’s Across It
BLIND AGREEMENT.
Night ’n Day Pie Warms Both Hands And Soul Of Hungover Tradie
LIFE SAVED.
iPhone User Rethinking New Acquaintance After First Text Message Was Turned Green
ALARM BELLS.
Parents Pleased They Skipped Elf On A Shelf This Year And Avoided The Sheer Admin Of It
PEACE OF MIND.
LAST WEEK AT WORK: Bloke Clicks Rapidly Between Tabs To Appear To Be A Productive Employee
FAKE FOCUS.
Aisle Standers Successfully Shave 0.00 Seconds Off Their Time Taken To Get Off Plane
CABIN SCRAMBLERS.
Local Touch Bro With Cap Back To Front Naturally Believes He’s Shaun Johnson
HOT STEPPER.
