ALUMNI IN THE STREETS, ALUMNI IN THE SHEETS
CORDELIA URCHINS | Culture
Christchurch Couple Mollie Marriott, 29, and Toby Green, 30, have decided that while socks stay off during sex, the school leavers hoodies stay on.
The pair, who have been together for 11 years, explained that their high school leavers hoodies have been a welcome addition to their Rolleston-based lovemaking.
“Our favourite position is doggie- he reads out the names on the back of my hoodie so we can discuss mutual friends”, says Mollie.
“If I’m lucky I get smacked with the yearbook” adds Toby.
Following a bit of a dry spell, the hoodies turned out to be just what they needed to reignite their spark.
“It’s easy in a relationship to get caught up in the little things and forget about what really matters- Christchurch Boys Class of 2012 and Christchurch Girls class of 2013.”
The decision comes as part of wider efforts to revitalise their sex life. The Whakataki Times received an anonymous tip off from a lady who claims she joined them for a threesome.
“I left as they spent most of the time talking about his Y10 science teacher.”
The couple vehemently dismissed allegations that they peaked in high school, adding that they have a very fulfilled life. Their hobbies include walking their dog, going to the riverside food market and purchasing new furniture for their new build.
More to come.
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