FOUL PLAY.
Some 18 and 19 year-old “high school student athletes” around New Zealand are feeling a bit caught out today.
TRAGIC LOSS FOR THE BOYS.
A few good men have been mourning over Hannah Watts’ Instagram account lately.
Some Christchurch locals’ are devastated at the transformation of Watts’ social media photos, which went from a vibrant festival highlight reel account into an endless stream of baby photos.
“LET’S RAISE OUR GLASSES”.
Auckland man Jacob Gregg, 31, has delivered what can only be described as a profoundly average best-man speech at the wedding of his longtime mate Lucas Griffiths today.
HOLIDAY HANGOVER.
Logan Renney, 28, is paying the ultimate price this morning.
The Auckland property valuer was adamant earlier this week that anyone taking today off was “soft as hell” and just looking for an excuse to milk a four-day weekend.
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LIQUID MOTIVATION.
Ben Bayliss, 28, of Christchurch, was not in a mood to let anyone finish their Friday and just go straight home after work.
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FRESH START.
Gabrielle Shaw, a 26-year-old Wellington woman, awoke this morning to the cruel reality of blinding sunlight combined with haunting flashbacks of a night on Courtenay Place.
TOO MANY HOURS IN A DAY.
Krystal McKinskey, a 25 year old from New Jersey, is taking practical steps to counter the looming “Tiktok ban” in the United States.
DROUGHT ON THE OCEAN.
Billy Williams, 33, once again came back from a fishing trip without any actual fish.
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES.
A 40 year old woman from central Auckland turned heads today, as she opted for a shopping basket to carry her groceries as she selected them at Royal Oak Pak n Save.
FOUL PLAY.
Some 18 and 19 year-old “high school student athletes” around New Zealand are feeling a bit caught out today.
SAME OLD STORY.
Christchurch third-grade cricket stalwart Ryan Wilkes, 34, stood motionless at the crease, his middle stump dramatically uprooted by a waist-high full-toss at Hagley Park.
TRAGIC LOSS FOR THE BOYS.
A few good men have been mourning over Hannah Watts’ Instagram account lately.
Some Christchurch locals’ are devastated at the transformation of Watts’ social media photos, which went from a vibrant festival highlight reel account into an endless stream of baby photos.
LIQUID MOTIVATION.
Ben Bayliss, 28, of Christchurch, was not in a mood to let anyone finish their Friday and just go straight home after work.
NO KNOWN CURE.
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has a tall order for New Zealand’s Crown subsidiser of pharmaceutical products this week.
“NOW, YOU’RE SURE?”
Chloe Swarbrick is leaving no stone unturned in her recruitment process, specifically the background checks of Benjamin Doyle, who is likely to be joining her in parliament as an MP shortly.
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