Genius Melbourne Bloke Lets Off A Bunch Of Fireworks Inside

Man with mullet in front of smokey indoor stadium



Melbourne-based brainiac Robbo Cobson has had an absolute mare at Marvel Stadium tonight. 

The 52 year old pyrotechnics “specialist” has decided it would be a good idea to let off professional grade display fireworks inside an indoor stadium with the roof closed.

The report comes as thick smoke continues to hang in the air throughout the whole first half of tonights Bledisloe test between the All Blacks and the Wallabies. 

“Yeah look this is probably not my best moment,” admitted Cobson as he coughed on the carbon monoxide still hanging in the air. 

“Just thought the vents and the airflow could deal with it. Ah well, haha,” explained the Aussie munter as he lit up another dart.

More to come.

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