BIG GAME: All Blacks Hope Suzie The Waitress Isn’t Making A Comeback Ahead Of South Africa Clash
BUFFET BEWARE.
ALL BLACKS HALFBACK CRISIS: Justin Marshall Seen Whitebaiting Down The Waikato River
JUSTIN TIME.
All Blacks Fan Misses The Days When Only A Couple Of Teams Could Realistically Beat Them
HARSH REALITY.
Female Viewership Of Third All Blacks Test Set To Explode With Inclusion Of Ruben Love
DREAM BOAT.
Will Jordan Wishes He Could Be Cloned To Play Fullback And Wing, Just To Keep Everyone Happy
DOUBLE TROUBLE.
TMO Will Miss Tomorrow’s Test After Getting Stuck Reviewing All Blacks Try From 1905
DECISION PENDING.
TMO Now Taking Another Look At Forward Pass From World Cup Quarterfinal in 2007
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
All Blacks Shocked By Loss After TMO Rules Out All Remaining Tries Overnight
TRY AGAIN.
Beauden Barrett Warms Into Test Season By Practising Non-Committal Smile When Asked About Playing 10 Or 15
“JUST WHEREVER THE TEAM NEEDS ME”
HOLLYWOOD HORROR: Rieko Ioane Set To Haunt Irish Dreams In Freddy Krueger Reboot
NIGHTMARE ON O’CONNELL STREET.
All Blacks centre Rieko Ioane has reportedly signed a deal with Newline Cinema to star in the latest instalment of the Freddy Krueger horror movie franchise.
