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PERSONAL TOUCH: Andrew Bayly Launches New Business Offering An ‘Angry Massage’

andrew bayly giving massage

NO, YOU RELAX!

After an “animated discussion” turned handsy, National MP Andrew Bayly is now pivoting into a new venture. His new Wellington-based business, Angry Massage Co, is a bespoke wellness service that promises to “work out your knots with a personal touch of anger.”

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