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Aucklander Fraudulently Claims He’s “Not Like Other Aucklanders”

Man in Auckland.

‘BACK IN AUCKLAND’

“Middle Of The North Island” Easier Than Explaining Where The Hell Te Kūiti Is

man giving thumbs up in front of map

TINY TOWN TROUBLES.

Aucklander Who Moved to Tauranga for ‘Laid-Back Lifestyle’ Now Complaining There’s Nothing to Do

bored woman on mount maunganui

Is ‘the Mount’ all it’s cracked up to be?

REPORT: Auckland Better Than Wellington Not Just In Football But In General

auckland fc celebrating as phoenix sit down

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY.

The age-old debate over which city reigns supreme was once again put to bed on Saturday night, as Auckland FC ruthlessly dismantled the Wellington Phoenix 6-1 at Go Media Stadium.

Aucklander Backs Himself to Win Squid Games’ Red Light, Green Light

man in car in auckland traffic thinking about squid games

TRAFFIC JAM TRAINING.

Marty Jones, a 33-year-old Aucklander from Newmarket, has officially thrown his hat in the ring for Squid Game’s infamous Red Light, Green Light challenge.

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