GREYHOUND RACING BAN: Bloke Forced To Start Blowing His Chump Change On Random NBA Multis
LEAPING INTO ACTION.
The Government’s bombshell decision to ban greyhound racing in New Zealand has left many Kiwis grappling with the fallout, none more so than 29-year-old Corey O’Connor from Christchurch.
RICCARTON RACES: Woman’s Flawless Race Day Pic Doesn’t Capture The Fact She Was Quietly Steamed At 8:11am
FULLY SENDING IT.
Christchurch woman Loren Ashley, 26, appeared the picture of elegance in her latest Instagram post, posing at the Riccarton Races in a stunning dress, matching fascinator, and meticulously applied makeup.
NZ CUP DAY: Christchurch Race Goers Look Forward To Being Comfortably Steamed At 10:37 AM
COMING IN HOT.
Mid morning on a Tuesday isn’t usually the time when you’d expect nearly 20,000 people to be six to eight standard drinks deep.
Local Woman Instantly Forgets About Animal Welfare After Boyfriend’s Trifecta Comes In
YUP TO THE CUP.
Wellington woman Rosie Neilson, 26, experienced a miraculous ethical transformation this afternoon.
LAST ROLL OF THE DICE: TVNZ Welcomes Tim Naki As Head Of Investments
MANIFEST 30 MILLI.
TVNZ has announced their bold new strategy to get them out of financial ruin,appointing degenerate gambler Tim Naki as the new Head of Investments.
