Corin Dann Books In Three Nice Chlöe Interviews To Make Up For That Mean Winston One
BALANCED REPORTING.
Chlöe Confronts Reality That If Golriz And Darleen Had Obeyed The Law Then She Wouldn’t Be Stuck With Old Bussy Boy
WHO’S NEXT ON THE LIST?
Chloe Now Wishing Benjamin Doyle Was Just A Run Of The Mill Shoplifter
SIMPLER TIMES.
Swarbrick Cops It At Green Party Fines Session After Forgetting To Wash The Team Kit
OOH THAT’S A BIG ONE.
Green Party co-leader Chloe Swarbrick absolutely copped it at the fines session today, after forgetting it was her turn to wash the dirty keffiyehs for the team.
Chloe Swarbrick Weeps As Eco-Stocking Composts Before Her Very Eyes
“NO CHRISTMAS CHEER HERE”
Green Party Co-Leader Chloe Swarbrick was reportedly in tears this morning after learning that her plans for a very green Christmas had turned to compost.
Chloe Triple Checks That New MP Hasn’t Been Doing Any Shoplifting Or Migrant Exploitation
“NOW, YOU’RE SURE?”
Chloe Swarbrick is leaving no stone unturned in her recruitment process, specifically the background checks of Benjamin Doyle, who is likely to be joining her in parliament as an MP shortly.
