Attention-Starved Chris Hipkins Planning Labour’s First Parliament Haka
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
Luxon’s PR Team Making AI Version Of Him That Seems More Human
RELATABILITY REBOOT.
Cringe Levels Approaching Critical As Luxon Tries To Lure Taylor Swift To Eden Park
WILDEST DREAMS.
Leigh Hart Sick And Tired Of Getting Confused With Bloke Who Keeps Pesting Taylor Swift
BAD BLOOD.
Luxon Desperately Trying To Sell A New Zealand House To Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce
YOU BELONG WITH ME.
Luxon’s Video To Taylor Swift Sends New Zealand’s Cringe Level To Dangerous New High
PAINFUL STUFF.
Support Growing For Proposed Total Ban On Politicians Dancing In Public
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
Nicola Willis In Charge Of Redesigning National Party Logo To Better Represent Priorities
ARTS AND CRAFTS.
Polling Shows Surge In Support For Snackachangi Chip Guy As Preferred Prime Minister
MAN OF THE PEOPLE.
Prime Minister Replaces NCEA Food Tech With High-Pressure Speed Cooking Exam
NEED FOR SPEED.
